Jeppiar Jokes

The chairman of the famous JEPPIAAR group of engineering colleges talks to his students. Jeppiar?....satyabama engg college,St.Joseph's engg college CEO!

About his family :

I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)

At the ground :

All of you, stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please come her...{Meaning girl with specs).

To a boy, angrily :

I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

Giving a punishment :

You, rotate the ground four times...

You, go and under-stand the tree...

You three of you, stand together separately.

Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

WiseJokes

Having one child makes you a parent , having two makes you referee .

We all should pay tax with smile , I tried but they wanted cash .

Don't feel bad most of them have no talent .

You can't buy love , but have to pay a lot for it .

Ladies first , pretty ladies sooner .

My wife and me always compromise , I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me .

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times but with same person .

you are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing .

Real friends are those who survive transition between address books .

Wise men because they have something to , fools speak because they have to .

They call our language mother tongue because father seldom gets to speak .