Jeppiar Jokes

The chairman of the famous JEPPIAAR group of engineering colleges talks to his students. Jeppiar?....satyabama engg college,St.Joseph's engg college CEO!

About his family :

I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)

At the ground :

All of you, stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please come her...{Meaning girl with specs).

To a boy, angrily :

I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

Giving a punishment :

You, rotate the ground four times...

You, go and under-stand the tree...

You three of you, stand together separately.

Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)